I am Jack's raging bile duct

Here's my finger to you.

Here is also my salute to you in being able to do that thing you do. Posting pictures, using words along the likes of "delicious drinks, delectable canapes and delightful music" - who I think has been watching too much De-Lovely.

Monkey see monkey do.

I promise I will post an iconic picture to describe the day... But how and what picture do I take to represent me wanting to tear my heart out and watch myself bleed to death?

As you can see from the title... I am feeling very Tyler Durdan today.