Transparent!

I'm as transparent as the ideal-cut diamond. You can see it on my face.

Today, I realised why I am a recipient of the Academy Awards.

Chris-noone-sits-besides-me-and-doesn't-drink said, "I guess you're sitting down here fora chat with me because he is not in town?"

That shocked me.

What's this whole married men thing? What is this V Day thing? What is this entire nonsense?

See, the thing is, I didn't know he wasn't in town. The second thing is, I didn't know Chris-noone-sits-besides-me-and-doesn't-drink also saw me as the puppy. This exact moment that everything I learnt from Bree came to use. I would like to do my, "I'd like to thank The Academy" speech.

I smiled and did the scene of "So I chaffed them and I gave a laugh" part. Heh. Not very original. But hey... this world is my stage.

We'll see how much an Academy Awards winner you are when that happens to you.