Till My Fingers Bleed!
Glam Queen : Grumpy! bla bla bla bla bla
Sure. Will do. Revert shortly.
Glam Queen : ttyl. Must make fingers bleed or else Ms. Siew is not happy w me!
OI. GET LOST. GET OFF MY SCREEN.
Glam Queen : ha ha. need to go toilet. brb.
6 hours later..
Glam Queen : Grumpy!! bla bla bla bla bla bla *types and types and types*
*Shine picks up phone and dials extension*
Hi, I thought I would save your fingers from bleeding.
Glam Queen : Ahh!! Nice. My fingers are so painful and bleeding already?!
Really? Send me a pic. Let it be my joy. I promise I will frame it.
Glam Queen : HA HA. bla bla bla bla
Sure thang.
*Hangs up*
Peering at me across my cubicle, Abg Saad going... "Shine, do you have a knife?"
What?! A knife?
"Yes, I thought you used to be a killer? Where's your psychopath killing knife?"
If I have it, I would have slashed me. Not anyone else. Not even Glam Queen who is typing her fingers till they bleed. Unfortunately, she's typing them to me. And I have to respond. So she's not just putting her fingers at misery. Mine too.
And right about now, and the entire today, my fingers aren't the only thing bleeding. I could almost feel like Constantine sitting in his own pool of blood.
Sure. Will do. Revert shortly.
Glam Queen : ttyl. Must make fingers bleed or else Ms. Siew is not happy w me!
OI. GET LOST. GET OFF MY SCREEN.
Glam Queen : ha ha. need to go toilet. brb.
6 hours later..
Glam Queen : Grumpy!! bla bla bla bla bla bla *types and types and types*
*Shine picks up phone and dials extension*
Hi, I thought I would save your fingers from bleeding.
Glam Queen : Ahh!! Nice. My fingers are so painful and bleeding already?!
Really? Send me a pic. Let it be my joy. I promise I will frame it.
Glam Queen : HA HA. bla bla bla bla
Sure thang.
*Hangs up*
Peering at me across my cubicle, Abg Saad going... "Shine, do you have a knife?"
What?! A knife?
"Yes, I thought you used to be a killer? Where's your psychopath killing knife?"
If I have it, I would have slashed me. Not anyone else. Not even Glam Queen who is typing her fingers till they bleed. Unfortunately, she's typing them to me. And I have to respond. So she's not just putting her fingers at misery. Mine too.
And right about now, and the entire today, my fingers aren't the only thing bleeding. I could almost feel like Constantine sitting in his own pool of blood.
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