Wisdom

... My dad has this knack of jinxing us.. Dad was recounting the incident of "the last time we had buffet.." over dinner last night. Behold! Mom is down with sore throat and fever. Hmph.

So much for my dad making me proud last night. He behaved socially. As long as he doesn't drive, we are all save (you reading this, included)

Devour this : If you eat off someone else's plate, there are no calories.

If someone else is footing the bill, there are also no calories.

Not you usual elephant jokes.

I'm currently a little G sensitive. So much for "arm in arm" and some sweet charm. That's been crossed out in this equation.